July222014
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via thedragonzden)

July212014

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

(via seductively-plays-the-accordian)

10AM
July202014

natsukisatsukishinomiya:

igloocunt:

gritsinmisery:

timelady-of-221b:

THERe ARE CHILDREN ON HERE

For the love of all that is holy, TAG YOUR PORN.

My fucking mind! Put that porn away

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THIS SITE WAS SAFE FOR CHILDREN

(Source: maleficent-z, via maljoylove13)

11AM
1AM

fishingboatcastiel:

unintentionalsass:

scarred-fallenangel:

waitinghopingliving:

loptr-laufeyjarson:

mishawinsexster:

the winchesters are pros at this they are very sneaky

winchester by marriage

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WINCHESTER BY MARRIAGE

WHERES THE GIF WHEN ALL THREE OF THEM DID IT TOGETHER? That was beautiful

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You can tell that Cas is only a Winchester by marriage because WE CAN STILL SEE YOU CASTIEL

Winchester by marriage.

(via maljoylove13)

12AM
12AM
thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

(Source: oldresidentdistrict, via maljoylove13)

12AM
July192014

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

(via bryarly)

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